shit-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

(Source: hellyeahnikita)

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

(Source: dogs420)

yanilavigne:

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nymphadoralovegoodtonks:

lolbi-wankenobi:

llcooljofficial:

why do people draw the sun with sunglasses

how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun

he has to protect his eyes from ur face

(Source: lovequotesrus)

ianysus:

I want to make things work between us.

Fights and a little bit of misunderstanding is a good contributor to the health of every relationship. You fight because you care, you misunderstand and misinterpret everything because you don’t want to lose her and you overreact to almost anything she says because you want what’s best for her but at the end of every misunderstanding, shortcomings and your silly little fights, you both should always clear the air, say your both sorry and make out.

What do I want as your boyfriend? I just want things to work out between you and me, I just want you to be happy with me and when we fight, I just want you to know that you mean to me that’s why I’m making you see your mistakes because I want you to be the best because of me, as your guy, I would want you to say that you’re happy that I’m in your life, that you’re thankful that because of me you’ve become a better person and that you’re happy about that. As your guy, I would want you to be happy with me, to be grateful that I am me, to appreciate who I am not and for who I really am that’s all. 

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

lilbobleep:

littletrenchcoatangel:

marathemara:

alexisturtle:

10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

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